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The best Internet Sex site????????

Posted by jim on Saturday, June 9, 2012,


Best Internet Sex Site....!
 
 

 
 
This is a must see
 

Some Seniors as well as younger folks might be interested in this site.
 
I normally don't pass on any rude or nude stuff (though it depends on
what you define as rude.
 
I accidentally found this site (after looking half the night).
 
I feel that you're old enough and mature enough to handle this.
 
Click on: http://mr-desi.com/fun_pages/freeporn.html
 
 


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THE 5 ANSWERS YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

Posted by jim on Monday, June 4, 2012,
THE 5 ANSWERS WE ADULTS HAVE 
ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! 
  
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? 
A:  It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'. 
  
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?   
A:  Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. 
  
Q: WHY WERE ALL HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN? 
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when 
  they go, they take your house and car with them.
 

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP 
  IN THE MORNING?
A:  Because they don't have any ball...

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AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED GUARANTEED TO BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE. http://loanzbank.com/countrywide-kenilworth.html Source: Jimsrant Blog

Posted by jim on Monday, June 4, 2012,
----- Hi Folks

Probably heard these before


Subject: Fwd: And Then The Fight Started...



How Fights Start

My wife sat down on the seat next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...



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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at...
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UNDERWEAR DUST

Posted by jim on Friday, June 1, 2012, In : Daily Funny 
Dust


 
Underwear Dust
BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST! 
Description: CF62CCD1E4744DC7811C6C4790F5D0C1@alisonPC


One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches
off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them ...

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ALL ABOUT BALLS

Posted by jim on Monday, May 21, 2012, In : Daily Funny 
ALL ABOUT BALLS
A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, 
"Don't you see the sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"

The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it.That is my ball there. May I have it, please?" 

The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."

The golfer looks at the man and says, 
"I understand."He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball,then walks back and throws it into the yard.

The man ...
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