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THE 5 ANSWERS YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

Posted by jim on Monday, June 4, 2012,
THE 5 ANSWERS WE ADULTS HAVE 
ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! 
  
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? 
A:  It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'. 
  
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?   
A:  Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. 
  
Q: WHY WERE ALL HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN? 
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when 
  they go, they take your house and car with them.
 

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP 
  IN THE MORNING?
A:  Because they don't have any ball...

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AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED GUARANTEED TO BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE. http://loanzbank.com/countrywide-kenilworth.html Source: Jimsrant Blog

Posted by jim on Monday, June 4, 2012,
----- Hi Folks

Probably heard these before


Subject: Fwd: And Then The Fight Started...



How Fights Start

My wife sat down on the seat next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...



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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at...
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