Posted by jim on Friday, July 13, 2012,
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Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth... When she was discharged from the
hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
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Posted by jim on Thursday, June 21, 2012,
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11 Minutes ....
A state trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He
sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He
carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a
young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He
immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her
fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks
to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man
lowers his window. 'Uh, yes...
Posted by jim on Thursday, June 14, 2012,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN_1mF-3JTI A must listen too. The classic who would lend 20M Euros to someone at 3% when they have to borrow the money to lend it at 7% The Euro is an clear failure. . . .The benefits OR NOT of mutual indebtedness. Nigel Farrange UKIP . The worlds gone crazy. . Source: Jimsrant Blog www.jimsrant.wordpress.com Continue reading ...
Posted by jim on Sunday, June 10, 2012,
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POLICE STOP - 2.00am
An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse
and the effects it has on the human body, as well as
smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied,
"That would be my wife." ....POLICE STOP MAN AT 2.00AM............................................... Source: Jimsrant Blo... Continue reading ...
Posted by jim on Friday, June 1, 2012,
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Dust
BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them ...
Posted by jim on Friday, May 25, 2012,
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How do you tell the difference between a Canadian Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?
QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself walking on a deserted street late at night.
Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and lunges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40 and you are an expert shot, however you have only a split second to react before he reaches you.
W...
Posted by jim on Monday, May 21, 2012,
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ALL ABOUT BALLS
A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.As he goes to get it a man in the yard says,
"Don't you see the sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"
The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it.That is my ball there. May I have it, please?"
The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."
The golfer looks at the man and says,
"I understand."He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball,then walks back and throws it into the yard.
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