11 Minutes ....


A state trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He
sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He
carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a
young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He
immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her
fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks
to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man
lowers his window. 'Uh, yes officer?' The trooper asks: 'What are you
doing?'

The young man says: 'Well, officer, I'm reading a magazine.' Pointing
towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: 'And she,
what is she doing?'
The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car,
at night on lover's lane... And nothing obscene is happening!





The trooper asks:

'What's your age, young man?' The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.' The
trooper asks: “and she.... what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes...' 

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